These jokes may be a bit rude so be warned the ones that are rude I'll highlight red so you can skip them if you want.... with out further a do here I go.........
Dwarfs have an extra toe its a little Nome fact
6 out of 7 dwarfs are happy
We need to talk thought the caveman
The snowman (movie):
The story of a white adult male appearing in the gardens of young boys in the middle of the night enticing them out of their homes and leading them to the woods to meet a secret international club of similar members. Seems legit
Sir Jimmy Savile OBE- Only below eighteen
My girlfriend told me she's leaving me because I'm to vain. I don't know why she'll never find another sexy bastard like me.
My friend just told me hes attracted to men as well as women, a lot of my friends are telling me this lately and then there's me just watching the world go bi.
"I said to my mum can I lend a tenner of you?"
"Can I BORROW a tenner of you"..she replied
"No way", I said "I asked first"
"Have you not got a girlfriend?"
"No dad."
"Do you think you will ever get a girlfriend?
"No dad, not at all."
"Are you gay?
"No dad, and will you please stop with your lesbian fantasies."
"Please don't make me daddy. I don't like it!" My son whined, trying to wriggle free, "It smells of pee and tastes disgusting."
"That's a horrible thing to say!" I scolded, "Now stop being so silly and go and give your Nana a kiss."
Facebook is apparently down. Millions of mothers worldwide have to raise their babies now instead of posting updates about them..
| My wife and I had been debating whether it was time to start a family when we saw a couple of cute kids, splashing and giggling in a paddling pool. I looked at her and said, "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" She smiled and said, "Yes, Gary..." "That settles it, then," I replied. "We can't raise children if we're both pedos" |
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