Scary Halloween Story

Hello,

Now because it is the day of Halloween and you might be going to sleepovers and want to tell scary stories to each other well if your struggling then print this out and tell them it its called Clown Doll its a long story but its a good one so enjoy,

There was a 7 year old girl named Molly who absolutely loved dolls. She collected every doll she could and displayed them on a shelf in her bedroom. She wasn't doing very well in school so her parents told her if her grades improved she could have a new doll as a reward.

Molly was motivated to try her best at school and a few weeks later she received her report card. She had studied so hard she managed to get straight As. Her mother and farther were delighted and decided to make good on their promise.

The next morning, Molly's mother brought her to the mall so they could go shopping for her gift. As they passed by the window of a second-hand toy store, Molly grabbed her mothers arm and asked if they could go inside.

When they entered the shop Molly's mum said she could choose any item she wanted, no matter what the price. Molly wandered up and down the aisle of the dusty old toy shop until she eventually came to the doll section. On the top shelf partially obscured by dusty old boxes, was something that immediately caught her eye.

It was a clown doll with red hair, yellow eyes and a big red nose. The clowns wizened face was twisted into a malicious grimace and its teeth were sharp and jagged. One of the clowns gnarled hands was clenched in a fist the other was holding up 3 fingers

Molly turned to her mother and squealed "Mummy, this is the one I want"

"Are you sure?" asked her mother curiously. "But its so ugly and creepy"

Molly nodded excitedly. "I want it, I want it"

"Well alright then," said her mother as she took the clown down from the shelf and bought it over to the counter.

The owner of the store looked at the doll and said. "I'm sorry Madam. That clown doll is not for sale"

"What?, Why ever not?" exclaimed the mother

The owner refused to answer.

The mother looked down and saw Molly's eyes welling up with tears. She began arguing with the shop keeper and offered him more money but he kept refusing.

Eventually she said "I'll pay you £100" and held out the money in front of him.

The owners eyes grew wide. He hesitated for a moment, then grabbed the money greedily and said "OK you can have it"

He put the clown doll in a bag and gave it to the mother. As Molly and her mother walked out the shop the owner called out after them.

"Just one thing, don't leave your child alone with the doll."

Molly and her mum didn't pay attention to him and left happy with their purchase.

When they got home, Molly immediately rushed into the living room. She was over joyed with her present and spent the rest of the day happily playing with her new doll while her mother watched the television. As the little girl played with the doll she wondered why it was holding up 3 fingers.

Later that night, when Molly went to bed she placed the doll onto the top shelf in her bedroom. Her mother kissed her good night and left her shutting the bedroom door.

Bright and early the next morning, the mother was cooking breakfast and called out to Molly to wake her up. when she didn't receive an answer after calling for the third time, the mother began to worry. She decided to go upstairs and get her daughter out of bed.

When she walked into Molly's bedroom she was horrified to find her daughter laying dead on the floor in a pool of blood. Her throat had been sliced open and her eyes had been poked out. There was a sharp knife embedded in her chest.

For a few moments, her mother couldn't believe what she was seeing. But when she looked down and saw the clown siting beside her daughters mutilated body. She began screaming in horror. The clown doll was holding up 4 fingers.

Now I absolutely hate clowns to this was horrible for me but its a good story so if you want to tell this to your friends go ahead. Bye :D

9 Halloween Do's and Don't's

Why Hello there nice to see you, how are you? good now back to me,

Now because Halloween is tomorrow I thought I would tell you a few things about what is acceptable and what is not acceptable so here I go...

1, Do dress your kids in adorable, age appropriate costumes (that's if you have a kid if you don't then do it your self or  help a friend find a costume that's appropriate left yes right no)

                         

     

2, Don't dress like a slut. You wont get anything apart from a long stare and a door slammed in your face if you go out with it all hanging out.

3, Do wear something that you wont trip over on or that anyone will step on because if your out in the dark you wont be able to see where the end is of it and you could fall and ruin the night.



4, Don't be rude, if you go up to a door and continuously ring there bell or knock on there door they wont want to  come out to see you they may just stay inside and if they do come to the door don't just take there candy and then run off.

5, Do be as polite as possible, if you are polite to them then they will be polite to you its simple. If they get to the door and say sorry we don't have anything don't get angry with them just say OK thank you bye and walk of.




















6, Don't ruin everyone's night by complaining all the time about what your wearing. Halloween is the perfect time to have a blast with family and friends. So don't ruin it for everyone else by being miserable just try to ignore whats wrong and have an amazing night.( you would complain about this because you would be uncomftable and it would be annoying to walk in)

7, Do think carefully about what foot wear you have on. If you have massive heals on and your going out trick or treating then don't wear them when you put those shoes on you are committed to them if you take them of you will have something extra to carry and it if you walk in the dark with no shoes on who knows what you might step in. So wear something you know you will be comfortable in. And if you do get uncommftable in them then bring spares so you can wear them but change them when they start to hurt.

8, Don't get so dunk you forget everything that happened especially if its a really great night also you dont want to wake up and realize that you were sleeping on a floor the whole night because you were to drunk to walk home or even for someone to help you home.

9, Do have fun Halloween is one of those times where you can just have a lot of fun so don't worry all the time about things and have some much needed fun with your friends and family.

Bye :D

The forest

Hello,

This is about the time me and my friend went to a forest near where I live and we thought we saw something but it turned out to be nothing so this is what happened.

It was a few months ago that my friend came over we went to mine and soon got bored so we made our way down the park and sat there for a bit then after that got bored again and made our way into the forest when we got there we had to climb over a very cold fence and what made it worse was that I was wearing a skirt and she was wearing shorts so are legs got cold when we climbed over. We saw a sign that said private property so we thought OK well this is going to get bad if we talk loudly so the whole time we were there we whispered. We made our way down the path very slowly and every time we heard something we would freak out and then later realize it was a bird or squirrel. We carried on walking down the path and got a dome shaped thing with leaves all over it and that's when we saw something that looked like a dog but we weren't sure it might just have been a log what ever it was we were scared. While we stood there we heard a noise so we ran really fast back to the fence and back into the park. When we got to the entrance to the park we talked about what it was we saw and were convinced it was a dog we then said what sort of dog we thought it was in my opinion I thought it looked like a German Shepard but she thought it was a Husky. We went back to mine for a bit and then went back this time determined to find out more about what it was we saw. We went back to where we ran away from in the forest to try and see if we could find out what it was but we didn't and then realised that it couldn't have been a dog because it didn't move since we had been gone. When we were walking back we decided to act all weird like a pedo and go behind trees and come out again. We filmed all of this but I don't have it on my computer so I'm sorry about that instead you can look at my brilliant art work.
 Bye :D

I'm having a celebrity dinner party?

Hey there,

I'm not actually having a celebrity dinner party but if I did then these are the people I would invite. (when I say celebrity that also means youtube celebrity).

1. Tegan and Sara. They are both funny and they have really great story's from their past. And they could also perform a song which would be amazing.

2. Jenna Marbles. It would be fun to have a debate with her about something because she can come up with really good arguments and shes funny.

3. Russell Howard. Again hes funny and would just be great to have around and he has all these story's about his family that are really funny so it would be fun to hear them.

4. Hannah Hart. I would get her really drunk, make her cook the meal and then she can tell all her puns and jokes and it would just be really funny.

 5. Mamrie Hart. She is hilarious and if I were to give her a topic or someone to talk about then she could make so many jokes about them it would be great.

And Lastly Shane Dawson, but only if he was dressed as Shananay or if he switched between the two because I love his Shananay character its so funny and it would  be amazing to have the character at a table talking to me.

Sorry if there not very good its just all the celebrities out there are kind of boring and I cant imagine having a good time with them. Bye :D

Funny Halloween Costumes

Hello,

Seeing as it is the month of Halloween I thought I would share with you some really Funny Halloween
costumes.
                                                                 Riding an ostrich
                                                                 

A minion

Dumbledore/Dora the Explorer

Dressed as some sort of food

Twister 

Lego people

I tried to find good ones for girls (even though most girls can wear these) but they were all dressed as sluts. So remember Halloween is a fun time and its fun to dress up but don't be a slut that's not what its about. If your going to a party and your over 16 then its fine but dressing like that when your any other age is just wrong.

Bye :D

What happened last night

Hey there,

This is going to be about something weird yesterday and something embarrassing so here I go.....

The first thing that happened was that when I was on the bus home an old man sat on the seat in front of me and as he sat down I got this weird smell of gravy but it wasn't a nice smell it was like gone of gravy it was really horrible and then he got of bus and a women who moved down to his seat sat down and she smelt like gravy as well. The embarrassing thing that happened also was that I was in the car and my parents had gone of into a shop and I tried to climb from the back seat to the front what I didn't know was that there were motion detectors in the car and I managed to set them of 4 times in a row the first 2 times I was just trying to get to the front of the car (I would have opened the door but my dad locked me in) and the next 2 times I was just changing the radio channel. What made it worse was that as I was climbing to the front seat people were staring at me because they thought I was trying to steal the car.

So that's what happened last night I was also hit in the head with a ping pong paddle by my friend and almost got stuck under a ping pong table. My nights are never really this eventful usually I just sit here looking at youtube clips. Well Bye :D

  

       

My Failures

Hello,

Now I promised you a funny post so here it is i'm going to talk about some fails I've had in my life there are a lot so i'm just going to do a few. But before I start ill say this I asked my friend what fails have I had in my life and she replied with when you were born....

The first fail is the fact I have broken both my arms, the first time was when I was about 3 I think. I broke it because my mum and dad were having a BBQ with there friends and I got really excited for some reason so I was jumping on my brothers bed and then jumped a little to much and fell of the bed and landed straight on my arm. So because of this my parents had to call the BBQ off to take me to the hospital. The second time I was about 4 maybe and I was carrying all my teddy s downstairs and I couldn't see so I missed a step and landed once again on my arm on the floor at the bottom of the stairs.

I didn't really know how to do broken arms so I just put my arms in different color casts stretching out because I couldn't bend my arms.

Next is the time I fell off a horse 4 times in a row. This happened about a year ago I was at my old riding stables and the teacher (Janet) said I could try a horse because I had been on pony's since I started so I said OK ill give it a try so I did what I didn't know is that the horse was very fat so when you would do something trot she goes from side to side which means the saddle would do that as well. So Janet said OK try a trot now this was the first trot I had ever done on this horse so I did it and was all like this is OK i'm getting used to it by the time I was half way round the track I started slipping and I slipped all the way of knocking into a fence each time. What didn't help was that there was someone watching who rode this horse (Ebony) so each time I would fall she would laugh (she was a bitch though). So that's the story of how I fell of a horse 4 times. I would like to say each time I fell off I got back on.

Im such an artist

And the last one happened this February, I was at a theater thing with some people from my school and my friend we went to see Oliver and I was sat there we had watched half of it so obviously there was an interval I mistook this for the end of the play so I got really confused because it seemed so short and I knew the story so I was like WHATTTT thats not the end. I then asked my friend and she reassured me that it wasn't the end so I then calmed down and finished watching it. I felt so stupid but that's me.

So that's it I hoped you enjoyed my fails ill try and do more funny ones but its hard to think of them I guess I could tell you about my life it is all pretty much just a joke......oh well Bye :D

Tegan and Sara

Hey there,

So I found out about these two singers called Tegan and Sara I listened to one of their songs 'Closer' and I fell in love with them in my opinion they are amazing and I love there songs and there style. They do indi rock and are very good at it. I don't really listen to much music in the sort of style but I love the way they do it. If you don't know who they are then I will tell you a little bit about them starting now............

They were born 19th September 1980, they are identical twin sisters, they started writing and recording songs in 1995, there from Canada (I LOVE CANADIANS AND CANADA!), they have been a group together with other band mates for 13 years and they are both openly gay and are both in relationships Tegan has been in one since 2008 and Sara since 2011

Now I know what you may be thinking, which ones which? well I can help you there Tegan is one the left Sara on the right I have a way of telling them apart now and this is it. Tegan has wavy hair, lip piercing and only one piercing in her ear Sara has straight hair and two piercings in her ears. And that's how I do it but if I'm just listening to there songs then I can sort of tell who's who because Tegan usually takes the lead and Sara does smaller parts and joins in in the chorus. Even thought she doesn't do as much she is still a really great singer with a great voice.

So that's it for today sorry if it was a little boring I'll try and make it funnier tomorrow ill think hard about it. I just wanted to do this because they are great and more people should know about them. If you want to listen to one of there songs listen to 'Closer' its really good and they also did an interview with Andy Samberg which is really funny so go check that out. Bye :D

Update on what I think about

Hello,

This is going to be a sort of update from an older post  I did about what I thought about. If you remember I talked about giraffes, having one arm or one leg and if I was a boy. This one is going to be about other things I have thought about since then so here I go........

What would happen if the world was taken over by zombies and who out of my friends would surrvive (Sheilagh and Alex would surrvive the others including  me would probaly die) I would die because I would just get distracted so easily by something and then  zombie would come up behind me and bite me and then id be a zombie and be all like ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and kill people. Sheilagh would surrive because she has watched so many zombie films so she knows eveything about zombies and Alex is just good at being sneaky so zombies wouldnt be able to find her.

Next thing is what would I look like if I only had one eye, the reason I thought of this is because I saw a dog with one eye and I thought hey what would it be like if I only had one eye so yeah I think about only having one of things a lot I dont know why its just something I do now and then.

This is from a show or movie I don't know what its called.

If I was rencarnated what animal would I want to be, I think about this a lot and always have the same answer which is a bird because there free they can fly anywhere and then s**t on people they dont like. But if I was a bird I wouldnt be a rubbish one I would be something amazing and majestic like an eagle.

LOOK HOW MAJESTIC IT IS!

The last thing I have been thinking about this week is if I had an identical twin. On one hand it would be great because if I had a detention at school and I couldnt go then I could ask them to go for me but it would also be so annoying because I would be called by there name or I wouldnt be able to have my own identity in a sense because there would be another one of me. For all my friends just imagine what your life would be like if there was another one of me exactly the same.

Well Bye for now :D

People I would love to meet

Next is 

Hey there my sexual transvestites,

I'm going to talk about the people I would love to meet and spend a day with in Disney Land/World (I would want to spend the day there with them because what if it really awkaward and there is nothing to talk about) any way were going to start now...........

Oliver Thonrton (but only if he was dressed as Frank), why? I hear you ask well 2 words FRANK N FURTER ( the N doesnt count as a word because its a letter) I would love to meet him and go to Disney Land/World with them because It would be amazing when hes Frank he has an amazing personality and it would be fun to walk around with him and people looking like wtf :O.

Next is Hannah Hart and Mamrie Hart together, I would love to spend the day with both of them together because they are so funny and always making jokes so it would just be extremley fun to be around them. And if we spent the day in Disney Land/World with them because it is a fun place to be and they can make it extemeley fun.

Another youtuber I would love to spend the day with is Shane Dawson and Shanna Malcom, They are both so funny and together are just hillarious they would make a day amazing and the most fun time ever. I love them both because like Hannah and Mamrie they make jokes all the time that are really funny and I could get Shane to do all of his voices and Shanna can act all ghetto which is just great.

And last but not least Miranda Hart, shes funny and I can see a lot of my self in here at times and I would ask her if I could be in her show as a young Miranda and she can have flash back of her childhood and it would be me as her.



OK well Bye now :D

Bucket list

Hey there my wonderfluly formed Frank'n'Furters,

 This is going to be about some of the things I want to do before I die I don't have very many so I'm still thinking.

1. Sky Diving
2. Abseiling
3. Live in another country
4. Meet a famous person
5. Give over £100 to a charity
6. Go on a trip around the world
7. Have a proper house party
8. Shave my head for charity
9. Learn sign language
10. Go to Las Vegas and go to the casinos
11. Go on a helicopter ride
12. Go on a hot air balloon ride
13. Go on a road trip across America
14. Sleep under the stars
15. Learn a different language and become fluent in it
16. Loose weight and become healthier
17. Go to an airport and book the earliest flight to another country
18. Bungee jump
19. Go on holiday with my friends
20. Go to vid con
21. Own a Polaroid camera
22. Go to Canada
23. Go to Los Angles and get a photo and autograph from a celebrity
24. Meet a famous youtuber
25. Meet a Giraffe
26. Get a map close my eyes and point to any country and go there
27. Learn how to ice skate
28. Ride a horse on a beach
29. Visit a walk through aquarium
30. Go to a concert
31. Have a bonfire
32. Have a paint fight
33. Go to a drive in and watch a movie
34.Go to Disney Land/World
35. Be part of a flash mob
36. Have a child and take a picture for every month for a year and then watch how they have grown
37. Fly first class
38. Do a proper photo shoot with people
39.Go to see the Northern lights
40.Go parasalling

Now that's all the ones I have for now but if I think of more then I will add them in another post later but for now I bid you Good Bye :D

Obsession?

Hey my little FRANK'N'FURTERS,

So this is going to be about a new obession I have which is OLIVER THONRTON. If you dont know who he is then you clearly havent read my last post so your going to be lost. He played Frank'n'Furter in the most amazing show ive ever seen Rocky Horror. He is an amazing singer and actor if you want to hear him sing type in Rocky Horror Picture Show 2013 Sweet Transvestie (you will know which one he is trust me). He is a perfect specimen of man hood (people who have watched Rocky Horror should get that) he was so amazing when he played Frank and at the end when he sang 'I'm going home' he did it with such emotion it was just simply the best. Also check out a day in the life of Oliver Thornton its so good. Well I'm going to leave now I promise that starting tomorrow my post will be different :D. Bye

ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW

Hello Giraffes,

If you remember I did a post about Rocky Horror yesterday but I didn't really say much well today I have a lot to say. Some of you may be aware about he 40th anniversary of Rocky Horror thats happening this year. Me and my friend were fortunate enough to be able to go to the show today and enjoy the wonder that it is. The show was soooooooooo AMAZING it was the best thing I have ever seen and I wish that I was able to go see it so many more times because I loved it. My favourote part was all of it I cant really choose a certian bit. If you dont know whos in the show or you do and you just want to see their faces again then here they are...
OLIVER THORNTON- FRANK'N'FURTER      DANI HARMER & BEN FOSTER- JANET & BRAD
                                                                              (bottom)
                                                                                DONT KNOW THERE ACTUAL NAMES-                                                                                             MAGENTA, RIFF RAFF & COLUMBIA

ROCKY HORROR

Hello Gi Gi Gi Giraffes,
Sorry this is a little late I was busy tomorrows one might be a little late to but ill try to get it to you in time

Today is going to be about something very close to my heart........ROCKY HORROR I love this movie because it is so fking amazing. It has great songs and great actors in it.

Ill give you a quick summary of what the story is; After Janet accepts Brad's marriage proposal, the happy couple drive away from Denton, Ohio, only to get lost in the rain. They stumble upon the castle of Dr. Frank-N-Furter, a transvestite who is holding the annual convention of visitors from the planet Transsexual. Frank-N-Furter unveils his creation, a young man named Rocky Horror, who fears the doctor and rejects his sexual advances. When Frank-N-Furter announces that he is returning to the galaxy Transylvania, Riff Raff the butler and Magenta the maid declare that they have plans of their own. So thats it if you want to know more go and watch the movie GO NOW
Bye:D