My Failures

Hello,

Now I promised you a funny post so here it is i'm going to talk about some fails I've had in my life there are a lot so i'm just going to do a few. But before I start ill say this I asked my friend what fails have I had in my life and she replied with when you were born....

The first fail is the fact I have broken both my arms, the first time was when I was about 3 I think. I broke it because my mum and dad were having a BBQ with there friends and I got really excited for some reason so I was jumping on my brothers bed and then jumped a little to much and fell of the bed and landed straight on my arm. So because of this my parents had to call the BBQ off to take me to the hospital. The second time I was about 4 maybe and I was carrying all my teddy s downstairs and I couldn't see so I missed a step and landed once again on my arm on the floor at the bottom of the stairs.

I didn't really know how to do broken arms so I just put my arms in different color casts stretching out because I couldn't bend my arms.

Next is the time I fell off a horse 4 times in a row. This happened about a year ago I was at my old riding stables and the teacher (Janet) said I could try a horse because I had been on pony's since I started so I said OK ill give it a try so I did what I didn't know is that the horse was very fat so when you would do something trot she goes from side to side which means the saddle would do that as well. So Janet said OK try a trot now this was the first trot I had ever done on this horse so I did it and was all like this is OK i'm getting used to it by the time I was half way round the track I started slipping and I slipped all the way of knocking into a fence each time. What didn't help was that there was someone watching who rode this horse (Ebony) so each time I would fall she would laugh (she was a bitch though). So that's the story of how I fell of a horse 4 times. I would like to say each time I fell off I got back on.

Im such an artist

And the last one happened this February, I was at a theater thing with some people from my school and my friend we went to see Oliver and I was sat there we had watched half of it so obviously there was an interval I mistook this for the end of the play so I got really confused because it seemed so short and I knew the story so I was like WHATTTT thats not the end. I then asked my friend and she reassured me that it wasn't the end so I then calmed down and finished watching it. I felt so stupid but that's me.

So that's it I hoped you enjoyed my fails ill try and do more funny ones but its hard to think of them I guess I could tell you about my life it is all pretty much just a joke......oh well Bye :D